Where’d you fight, homie?

He’d be cleaning up his teeth with my sister’s dust pan.

This is for “Reacher”.

You play a tough guy on TV. You’re not actually tough. Now Fuck off.

OJ just started his first week in Hell. No golf there. How’s that abortion argument going for you?

My playlist is on shuffle. Brandenburg Concerto #3 in G minor by Johann Sebastian Bach was followed by “WAP”… I’m ready for the comet…

When life gives you lemons, at least it’s not syphilis.

Episode 91 “Dude, Where’s Episode 90” of The Operator Podcast is here: linktr.ee/mchooyah?fbcli…

Birthday Sale. rjoapparel.com

Birthday Sale. rjoapparel.com

Turn on NEWSMAX at 5p ET. I will be discussing common sense with Carl Higbie

Quietly getting a baby to fall asleep is like meticulously putting together a model ship in a bottle for hours knowing that someone is going to shatter-slam it against the wall in 9 minutes.

What time does the deep state change the batteries in that big light today? Don't look directly at it because you won't see the moon... 😂

Don’t eat the big white mints in the urinal…

Mob justice. NYC 2024…

Instead of veterans, plumbers, carpenters, linemen... paying student loans for radical Ivy league students, let's just ask Hamas to do it.

WNBA players more jealous and scared of Caitlin Clark joining the league than I was when Gilmore joined the PGA tour.

This women’s championship is some of the best basketball I’ve seen in years. I watch the NBA so I thought defense was a myth…