God almighty do you never get sick of pumping out this performative cr@p? It’s got to be humiliating surely?

two years ago today was the last time I saw and spoke to Alice.

The sun’s shining and i’m walking the dog with the smell of BBQ in the air.

but I’m still crying and doom scrolling, a kind of digital self harm.

What’s JKRs excuse for wasting such a beautiful day tweeting hate?

Labour should have made Natalie Elphicke go and live on the Bibby Stockholm while they procesed her application.

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Know why it’s called Aurora BOREalis now.
(Yes I fell asleep. Yes I missed it)
#SourGrapes

Dear me, he’ll have to pace himself.

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'Natalie Elphicke ‘sorry’ for defending ex-husband'

Sure

After husband CONVICTED of multiple sexual asaualts she wrote
he had been punished for being “charming, wealthy, charismatic & successful — attractive & attracted to women.'

Who even thinks that? theguardian.com/politics/artic…

Very powerful. Incredibly well said. At least he has principles and is standing by them. Perhaps Joanna Cherry KC could learn something from him?

If you’re a Labour supporter and can’t see why people are distinctly uneasy about the arrival of Elphicke, you really shouldn’t be on the left of politics.

You can decide that it’s worth it for the political gain, but don’t insult people who don’t think so.

Exactly.
This is what should have happened.

Why would anyone want to vote for a party that welcomes people like Natalie Elphicke in it, for a cheap one line stunt at PMQs? BIG MISTAKE, Keir Starmer, BIG MISTAKE.

I’m rubbing my eyes here. Surely, the right response from Labour is “no way are we accepting Natalie Elphicke into our ranks: she represents everything we abhor in modern day politics.” Labour accepting her completely cheapens their brand. What am I missing?

So Labour have no comprehension that some of us are clinging on by our fingertips then?

Or else they’ve decided it’s fine to just stamp on them?

#NatalieElphicke 🤢🤮

Dear The Labour Party :

You can and will win the election without becoming a dustbin for the absolutely worst pond life in the far right Tory Party.

If you let people like Nathalie Elphicke in, people will think you’ve totally lost the plot, and whatever moral compass you still had.

“Would you like a nice gulp from my poisoned chalice, Labour Party?”

Labour: “Pass it over. Lovely stuff!”

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🫣🫣🫣😏😏😏

And how do you think accepting HER reflects on Labour values? 😏

The thing about bigots, is that they just don't get they're bigots.
They continue to suffer, believing their life is pants because Khan is muslim. If Mary Poppins floated down and became mayor, they'd be trudging around miserable because 'chalk drawings are eroding our culture'

If only Laura had scrutinised the myriad of dodgy dealings by this Tory government over the last 14 years with the same enthusiasm as she’s assessing Starmer’s visits to non-league football grounds, the country would maybe have a few billion extra in the coffers 🙄🤦‍♀️

Laurence Fox My father wrote Dads Army… not sure he would appreciate you in any way. I certainly don’t, you are nothing more than a click bait culture warrior, who was beaten by a bin.