🤣🤣 sorry now but I’m howling 🤣🤣

New read- I wonder how similar it is to me? instagram.com/p/CjBO5wKLrDT/…

Saturday in Salisbury instagram.com/p/Cjc_jHULc0l/…

Jesus meeting The Beatles (24 AD)

Wow, that'd be amazing!

Today I have been hit by sickness bug. One concern is not being able to eat any of my Christmas dinner. Main concern is not being able to see family.

Boxing Day-the day when Facebook is filled with unwanted presents being sold.#Boxing Day

Happy New Year!

To celebrate charlie mackesy's The Boy, The Mole, The Fox and The Horse, Penguin Books UK and Twinkl are giving 230 school libraries... 🎁 Window stickers & hangers 🎁 A copy of the book To win... ✨ Like & RT ✨ Enter your school's details 👉 forms.gle/PA9T8VrvDtWpoS… T&Cs apply.

When you are wondering why you didn't make as much progress as you planned. Perhaps you were visited by the four horsepeople of procrastination.

🎉 BOOK GIVEAWAY 🎉 To celebrate #BookGivingDay on Tuesday 14th February, we are giving away not 1, but 10 of these wonderful Little People, Big Dreams books. To #win, simply: 👣 Follow Learning by Questions 🔃 Retweet 🥳 Winner announced 15th February. (UK only) 🌟 Good luck! #LbQ

Taught my favourite maths lesson today-converting miles to km. Used numicon to see the link including writing on the table. We then used this knowledge to track and convert sharks movements.#year6 #maths

Police: you were in a very bad accident. Your phone is smashed. Can we ring anyone? Your family, friends, a partner? Me: I don't know any of their numbers Police: how about Live and Kicking, which went off air in 2001? Me: oh one eight one, eight one one, eight one eight one.

Reposting just for the brilliant comments in the thread

Couldn't let the death of #CITV go by without reposting the greatest moment of passive aggressive children's television of all time...

Thread of movie scenes inspired by art 🧵 1. Shutter Island - Klimt's Kiss

It dumbfounds me that you can't purchase an Otter as a pet in the UK. You can have snakes, spiders, four legged killing machines but not a cute little Otter named Ian just plonked on the sofa.

Favourite lie I've told my kids is that The Artist Formerly Known As Prince was only the size of a cat and had to have special clothes and shoes made just for him. They asked where he is now I told them someone asked him to hold their party balloon and he floated off into the sky