It’s been happening you just don’t consider black people your neighbors

page gap relationship (she reads more than you)

In Girard's essay on anorexia, the body is the site where power proves itself through refusal. Ozempic reduces hunger, which means thinness no longer registers as a Nietzschean will-to-power and becomes mere chemical outcome rather than an exhibition of self-restraint

the people yearn for american jihad

Pro ice. Anti ICE.

Schrödinger’s freak:

Your honor the moon was full

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes

I have some very good and also Chinese news for you

When God created ducks, He said; Waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

arachnophobia?? dawg who cares if 2 spiders get married it doesn't affect u

I understand why Bad Bunny is divisive because he primarily appeals to people who fuck

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

You are speaking to me as if I am a horse you own instead of a horse you are lucky to have stumbled across in a meadow.

If you go to the gym, cook your own food, clean your own house, that should be enough. You shouldn’t need to have a job too

☪︎ qamar قمر happy chinese valentines new year black history ramadan mubarak day to everyone

Ramadan Mubarak to all of Elmo's friends! Elmo loves you!🌙 ❤️

Detroit so funny cause what you mean you selling corned beef quesadillas, I’ll take 4

What’s your 5 martini plan. Where do you see yourself in 5 martinis.