my Grandmother beat my Ass when Michael Jackson died. I don’t know why.

I don’t think there’s any better writing on any of their singles than the writing on When You Were Young.

……………… i need more money

Ime Udoka is just Jeff Van Gundy with bitches.

Especially at work

A lock opened by any key has no worth but the key that opens all locks is irreplaceable

Every now and then you gotta remind yourself of the end goal in order to stay motivated

Genuinely using astrological signs to determine compatibility or whether someone’s a good person or not gotta be a mental illness

“I can’t date you because you’re an Aquarius and I’m a Pisces” lmao most childish shit ever

They tryna be the 2023 Heat

Man dave chappelle aint never lied to us 😭😭

How the Pistons 1-seed rank looking right now:

People should start tailgating before movies. Firing up the grill in the AMC parking lot.

One thing bout Boston is we gon live n die by the 3

Gotta love when the entire team goes cold at the same time

Big dub for the Chants tonight knocking off #2 UNC on the road

Sometimes in life you just gotta tolerate certain shit until a better opportunity comes along

You’re only as good as your last performance

He the real Uncle Ruckus

Man I need a cup of serious mud brother. HH