grilled cheese is the noblest of all sandwiches. too good, too pure for this world

Jokes on you hangover I love watching Netflix all day

me with cheese me without cheese \😃/ ☹️ | | /| |\ / \ / \

Stay away from me! IM TIREEEDDDDD

kid: trick or treat! me: here ya go kid: is this an everything bagel? me: you’ll understand when you’re older

Q is too high up in the alphabet. I respect it but it has no place between P and R. Should be at the end with the weirdo/goth letters

IM TIRED of being a girl. I want to be a strawberry

a little over a year ago i received this dm. every day since, ive lived in fear

I like to boil in the shower like a lil lobster

the hot chocolate guys from polar express just broke into my apartment and assaulted me

You're liking her pics, but she's chanting "bread in bed" to me because I won't let her eat grilled cheese in the bedroom

“In Praise of Crab Rangoon”

This weekend we lost our beloved Jerry Remy - a former player, broadcaster, Red Sox Hall of Famer & friend.   For over 40 years, the RemDawg captured the hearts of Red Sox Nation. Our thoughts & countless memories are with Jerry’s wife, Phoebe, their family & our friends at NESN.