App timers shouldn't count when you're fucked up at 2:30am

Just heard a parent say from the inside of a portapotty "DONT PUT YOUR MOUTH ON THAT"

Went to the renn faire last weekend, now I'm playing the video game about dwarves. Really hope I'm not becoming that type of guy. If I do put me down.

MDMA isn't in the drug section of my therapy intake but I DID put it in the hobbies section

Ran into one of the guys from Migos on the way out of a fest and he said he liked my coat

Dungeon Miniboss

Water next question

I hope the ninja turtles are ok 🐢

he tried

drank so much coffee that typing hurts now

Something doesn't sit right with me about this... I think this is truly evil. Summoning demons.

Let them compete in curling

There are two that i get incessantly but I'm not telling you freaks who they are

Why is nobody talking about this

Me when I go to the bathroom and realize just how hard I've been tripping on the mushrooms this whole time

There was a butt ass naked man at the armory last weekend

He's talking about anime

"18" in bio. Come back when you've experienced growth with someone you care for. You'll call them way more cringe things than "my love" and it'll be great.