Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 3 years Me: ceo

typical mariners playing meaningless games in september smh

(Driving 1mm from your rear bumper) dear lord please bless the traveller in front of me and guide them safely to their destination

Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power

His cat ran away and his neighbor came to return it to him

every openai employee right now: at first i felt some concern about our pivot to building the torment nexus. but i’ve been so impressed with how our amazing team has really built the most positive version of the torment nexus possible, more nexus than torment. moreover,

I don't know why people are getting so emotional about "Eldest Daughter", oh boo hoooo being the oldest daughter is so haaaaard, what are you talking about. I was the oldest son and delighted in my role as colonial viceroy deputized by the parents to impose order on my siblings.

Bummer the Mariners lost. I think it’s mostly your fault.

Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the datacenters. If you’re thirsty, grok is thirsty too.

Econ nobel should go to the highest bidder if we want it to be allocated efficiently

It’s just the most Mariners thing that has ever Mariners’d in the history of Mariners’ing

FINAL: Mariners 3, Tigers 2 The Seattle Mariners are headed to the ALCS for the first time since 2001 and will face Toronto after Jorge Polanco walked off Detroit in the 15th inning. It was the longest winner-takes-all playoff game in MLB history. Amazing night, amazing series.

ALCS, HERE WE COME! #SeizeTheMoment

Best team.

Paul Sewald came out of the Tigers dugout to look on at the Mariners celebration across the field. He kept his distance but he’s still very close with several guys in the Seattle clubhouse.

Lmfao they are still doing this

diva down 😭

Everyone is welcome on the bandwagon as long as they say the shahada: there is no team but the Mariners and Cal is the MVP

Meme magic is real if you post hard enough you can watch a Canadian dude from somewhere near west Kamloops incinerate his entire life over a couple days