They're saying OJ Simpson passed away. Frankly, he's been accused of worse

Public opinion of OJ Simpson soured over the years

getting spooked by the voice over the grocery store intercom and crossing myself mumbling in spanish and hurriedly exiting

No NFL team in their right mind would dare sign OJ Simpson today

I'm afraid a bee might come out this summer

POV: You're a loose blueberry on my kitchen floor

What's this guy's problem

They're saying the eclipse was caused by the moon

The eclipse left my family enraged. 'Bring back the sun, daddy' and 'You imbecile, what have you done with the sun'

There's a hair on the sun

It should be called a lunar eclipse because it's the moon doing it.

Martin Short and Rich Hall both played Doug Henning in separate segments of the same episode of SNL.

My son is refusing to use the eclipse as an opportunity to reflect on our place in the universe

I don't need special glasses to look at the eclipse. My eyesight is perfect

gooning is a spiritual/meditative mind body practice like tantra and it will soon be incorporated into a new religious movement

You'll have to look at just the right spot in the sky to view the eclipse

Ladies, what's stopping you from looking like the girl reading this?

Everyone excited for the solar eclipse clearly doesn't burn ants to a crisp with a magnifying glass for work

I wish Charlie Brown would tuck in his shirt