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Rest in peace Ashy Ash was a community member who was never afraid to express herself. She made sure that she was visible every event with her personality and her kindness, and we are devastated by this loss in our community Look out for each other, and take care of yourself ❤️

i am pregnant taking 10 Tylenol a day in hopes my son becomes the greatest Magic the Gathering player in the world

went from an iPhone to a whyPhone. ppl always ask me why it's so small or why I got the damn thing

How to get to know your Melee scene's oldheads: play magic the gathering

tried mailing a package at the post office and didn't have the address already written on it so I stood in line for 20 minutes and was late to work for no reason today #lifeisahighway

hate to say it but anyone under 25 who can look people in the eye and have a short conversation will inherit the earth.

they want you lazy and lonely and trapped in your house so your only connection to other people will be through buying things

you carry yourself like you have an in unit washer and dryer, btw. we are all aware of your affluence

tired of algorithms and AI on your social medias? of bots dominating every space? the crypto bullshit? advertising? moronic owners? then there's a place for you at cyberspace.online :-) come check it out

you might think everyone is unfathomably evil when you spend a lot of time online. then you go outside and meet normal, sweet, well-adjusted people, and realise the quiet truth we don’t like to say out loud: nobody who’s well-adjusted spends much time online.