“I wish I had Olivia Rodrigo when I was 15” you had Hotel Room Service by Pitbull you ungrateful piece of shit

i hate gay halloween parties it’s like what do you mean you’re the last gasp challenge from survivor

I'm a big fan of the upside down question mark and exclamation point in Spanish. When I start reading a sentence I like to know what I'm getting myself into.

i’m pretty normal despite what the prophecy says about me

every year i think going back to havasu can’t get any worse!! and then it does

i personally would never waste away in margaritaville. i would shine

I’m not even bringing myself lol.

THank u sHrek

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the world can be so fucking beautiful sometimes

Feels completely awesome to leave Instagram and immediately open Instagram. My brain works awesome and I have no problems

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one time i accidentally met neil degrasse tyson and he spent like a weirdly long amount of time trying to teach me how pens work