I love your mommy toes mommy so juicy

He definitely meant “raked over the coals” right?

Pickleball is the real pandemic

Family vacation 😎 #LetsGetSendy

Shower just closed my exercise ring

Dude, I’m better than Adam Thielen

Todd Lurfondler, M.D. Barstool Sports She was like “are you Bobby pipe bomb?” And I said “ yes. Yes I am. Do you want a picture?” Ask Ocho Drinko and Young Urban Professional they saw it first hand

I have a dream

Gadsden, Alabama they can never make me hate you bc who the fuck pawned a 1 to 14 CD duplicator and left 14 gucci mane bootlegs in it

Get mogged. Prof Lou “Fudge Packer” Sassle

Probably taken 13 pisses today

I know Chris Tucker would.

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Ah yes please take the incline free weight bench to rest in between your sets of front raises

Caught this at the pond in my neighborhood. Can anybody tell me what kind of fish this is?

Had to fill the water reservoir on the work Keurig again today. #whohasitworsethanme

New best day of my life just dropped.

What a fucking idiot holy shit Kaleb Johnson. I wouldn’t let him play another snap for the rest of the year.

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