Always happy to discuss crushing goals for the future @CayseyW!

Light lobster and burrata salad #cholesterol instagram.com/p/c4wbSUEgQ8/

A mouse got into my desk and ate an entire bag of Ritz cheese crackers. Turds > Crumbs

Dude, your eyes are too big for your head! instagram.com/p/dZ7DcHEgTU/

Too bad our borage died before the first #pimmscup of the season loshea430 @ Rooftop Oasis instagram.com/p/dc5MCLEgaf/

Main man Andrew Zimmern came through with killer picks in #montreal for Thrillist! thrillist.com/eat/montreal/b…

Great Thrillist article by Andrew Zimmern made better by being in NYC. Gotta get some pork belly-stuffed squid... thrillist.com/eat/new-york/a…

If watch or die!?!? is anything like Skate or Die!, I'm going to suck at the half pipe portion Ben Lerer Deirdre Bolton Bloomberg TV

Too bad, I was going to start an @fakethrillisttoilet handle posting daily updates on its contents A D A M Ellie Rountree Thrillist

Glad loshea430 paid for rush delivery on this #online-shopping #builtfortwo instagram.com/p/d9n_AGkgUO/

So my Hotmail account has started using flattery to get me to swing with other email accounts. Clever girl.

And that's without the aid of my Istanbulite parasite eating half of the food in my stomach for me! Mike Barish @alexanderbasek Danica Lo

When forced by circumstance into cannibalism, is it inappropriate to get full?

What are you doing back in Breck? Are you still acclimating to the altitude from last year? cameron berkman Kristen Stewart

.Crackerjack has a surprise granola boasts "original and blueberry flavored cranberries". Original-flavored cranberries?? Sold!!

Third #steelydan song in a row on the office Sonos. Nothing fuels me creatively more than dark sarcasm and studio perfectionism.

Homeless man outside my apt switched from yelling about religion to yelling about soccer for the day #analysis #USAvsBEL #WorldCup2014

If you haven't had the Tuesday night #brisket Ducks Eatery you have very clean fingers #delicious

Touche Dave Infante #gnightout

. Brian Heater is a madman whose raging inferno is clearly stoked by hot peppers. I bow to his competive fire ❌🎀ST⭐️RKA❌🎀