At this point, I think we need a president who is good at playing regular old 2D chess.

The Braves are the only team without a series loss this season.

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Guys, I don't know what to believe anymore. I am shaken to my core to discover the guy who said he was so moved by Two Corinthians might not be a serious theologian or devoted Christian.

True. So stop taking almost 50% of our income.

"off the charts"? It's literally on a chart. We're looking at the chart. You put the chart in the tweet. The main content of the tweet *IS* the chart

Happy government-sanctioned theft day!

FUN FACT: If you study the History of Ancient Egypt at university, the only job prospect you have is teaching others the History of Ancient Egypt. It's the original pyramid scheme.

Top Gun 2 was inferior to the original. Top Gun 3 will only be interesting if they tell the backstory of Maverick’s dad. Otherwise, just put both movies on a plaque for the alternates.

FOD walk.

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Since everyone is talking about Mets losses, how about their loss of a pitching coach who now holds that role for the team that has a MLB-best 2.78 ERA?

FINAL: Braves 3, Phillies 1

FOLKS WE HAVE AN IMMACULATE NL EAST Braves win 3-1 Phillies lose 1-3 Mets lose 2-4 Nats lose 6-7 Marlins lose 2-5

goodnight phiLLLy

The Atlanta Braves: -Sweep the Phillies -Have won 5 straight -Lead the NL East by 5 games

#Braves pitching held the Phillies offense to just 3 runs in 27 innings. Atlanta outscored Philadelphia 16-3 in the three-game series sweep.

Braves have won 5 straight Phillies have lost 5 straight Mets have lost 11 straight Braves swept in Philadelphia for the first time since 2016. Every team in the NL East is below .500 except the Atlanta Braves. All is right in the world.