Get your lazy ass up

a midwife? to me all wives are 10s

This is the LAST day you can retweet this

These ads are amazing. No call to action. You can't click on anything. This isn't an account on Twitter and there is no link to anything at all. Why would you pay for this? What is the value?

Love how no.mattwr what you buy online, every company will send you emails forever saying "hey, wanna buy that again?"

I feel bad for gen z Back in the day your favorite shonen would get AT LEAST a PS2 2D fighting game, a Wii action game, a GBA sidescroller and an unlocalized board game for the Wonderswan Color Nowadays you get a gacha that will EoS in a year and a terrible arena fighter

Hey, uh, @steam... I don't feel like this should be allowed? Seems like a really bad thing to have on your platform is my 2 cents.

This is how I feel when I eat a salad once every two weeks

The perfect tattoo doesn't exist--

Always gonna start the year off with some Chun-Li art! #ChunLi #SF6 #StreetFighter6 #格ゲーキャラ描こうぜ

he would also fight my depression

No Major Glitch, Glitchless, and Any % Speedrunners:

So apparently most of the head writers of Hard Drive got pushed out of the company and now the site is a shell of its former self. Sometimes it feels like everything good eventually goes bad and it's really depressing. There's always a bad boss lying in wait to ruin the fun.

For sale: NIN condom. Never used.

Please, please will someone sample Amol Rajan saying: "I can't accept Drum & Bass. We need Jungle, I'm afraid." 👊

I spent far too much time on this. Jungle is massive.