i hate when adults say “tummy.” im an adult. it’s my STOMACH that hurts. because yet again. I had too many sweets without mothers permission

advertising at the bayern game encouraging people to tweet about “that #uclfeeling ”. a normal thing im sure many real people will be tweeting about

me when uhhhnnngg you know uhh

if you don’t like drops of jupiter you are not pure of heart and lack a sense of wonder

What the present moment reveals, once again, is that Western aggression during the 'Cold War' was never about destroying socialism, as such. It was about destroying movements and governments in the periphery that sought economic sovereignty. Why? Because economic sovereignty in…

Spent all day in the women’s bathroom at the mall again.

Not peeing. Not pooping.

Making sales.

What’s your excuse?

Thomas like once a month i think of this post and laugh out loud

Grown up sized white baby I’m friends with: The way I be drinking this damn apple juice…ooh chile😂

Me: You can’t be talking like that White Baby.

not exactly dog friendly if there’s nothing for my xl bully to eat

“aaron bastani is a liability to the british left” ok explain why the british left is doing so well then

i think pubs should be kid friendly (sees how impressed everyone is) they should be giving those kids free drinks with extra alcohol in them!

The rules of your rules-based international order, in full: the US and its clients/proxies can kill as many people as they want, bomb as many countries as they want and nobody on the receiving end is allowed to retaliate. And, er, that's it twitter.com/SkyNews/status…

im VERY worried about the threat to israel posed by iran. thats why i support israel’s very obvious attempt to provoke them into a war

the goodest of ebenings

quite right for arsenal to ease up this weekend and focus on the champions league instead. tottenham are gonna need that coefficient slot

i love cutting up cherry tomatoes with a big bread knife. you were already at a disadvantage but now you have no chance

dont say shit like “you could earn 15 beans!” to me

LeBron could never