The love/hate (but mostly hate) relationship you have with the chefs. Unless you're hungry....and then you're besties 😋

"Hi, how are you toda-" "Yes, I'll have a 1/2 shot decaf soya cappuccino" Oh you're an arsehole. Glad we established that early doors. 😒

If my reaction to customers' annoying orders mirrored the chefs', I wouldn't have a job...but I'd probably have a criminal record.

'Everything was excellent thank you! You all work so hard, you deserve a raise! Here's a £20 tip!' - said no customer. Ever.

Me: How was everything? Customer: It was great thank you... ...actually I do have one little compla- Me:

When #work life starts getting dramatic and complicated and you're just there to make money:

Me. Everyday.

Genuinely had a customer look disappointed when I told him we had Coca-Cola and not Pepsi. Wtf is that about?! 🤔

When a customer tries to use "well, the customer is always right" to settle a dispute. ...Wrong. You're so very very wrong.

Dear customer, Please refrain from mumbling your order. Funnily enough we don't receive the same lip reading training as a MI5 agent...

"If you've got nothing to do you could always start polishing cutlery..."

When no customers are looking and you catch eye contact with your bezzie waitress pal ...

I thought your kids were cute. Then they woke up & ran riot in the restaurant. Now I hate them. And you. #waitressproblems #thewaitressway

If you're ordering something to takeaway of course it's not going to be in a china mug. You mug.

"I will be complaining to management about this" And they will join me in the squeaky-voiced impersonations of you after so...

What my customers seem to expect of me: #thewaitressway #waitressproblems

When you hear talk that some staff are getting to go home early...#waitressproblems #thewaitressway

When a customer walks in 5 mins from close 😶... #waitressproblems #thewaitressway