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TheWaitressWay

@thewaitressway

The name's Olivia, but you'll know me as "excuse me"

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The love/hate (but mostly hate) relationship you have with the chefs. Unless you're hungry....and then you're besties 😋

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"Hi, how are you toda-" "Yes, I'll have a 1/2 shot decaf soya cappuccino" Oh you're an arsehole. Glad we established that early doors. 😒

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If my reaction to customers' annoying orders mirrored the chefs', I wouldn't have a job...but I'd probably have a criminal record.

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'Everything was excellent thank you! You all work so hard, you deserve a raise! Here's a £20 tip!' - said no customer. Ever.

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Dear customer, Please refrain from mumbling your order. Funnily enough we don't receive the same lip reading training as a MI5 agent...

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I thought your kids were cute. Then they woke up & ran riot in the restaurant. Now I hate them. And you. #waitressproblems #thewaitressway

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"I will be complaining to management about this" And they will join me in the squeaky-voiced impersonations of you after so...