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life of a waitress

@w8ressprobs

I realised all my stories from work need to be shared otherwise I may actually spontaneously combust #waitressproblems

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calendar_today01-09-2016 20:24:35

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C: the bacon was cold. I just couldn't eat it. *looks down at their empty plate* ... Looks to me like you did a fine job at eating it...

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The next person to do a "that's not what I ordered" as an April fools (THEN LAUGHING AS IF THEY ARE ACTUALLY FUNNY) is going to get a slap.

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M: morning, what can I get you? C: why didn't the other lady serve me, she's stood behind a till ...That's BLATANTLY a coffee machine...

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When you think you're alone... You put a handful of marshmallows in your mouth... Then realise the boss is watching you. Woops. Hahaha!

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C: do you do paper cups? M: yes, we do C: can I have a tea in a paper cup because I'm allergic to coffee ...yeah, course you are...

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#dearcustomer:Prices are too high! M:I agree. DC:Then change it! M:It's Sunday. If I had any real power... I would close the fucking store.

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*regular walks in and I haven't finished making their drink Yet" Them: you should be demoted Me: TO WHAT?! You cant get any lower than me.

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Especially after Mother Day... #dearcustomer #mothersday #server #serverlife #tiporgohome #serverproblems #restaurant #waitressprobs

Especially after Mother Day...
#dearcustomer #mothersday 
#server #serverlife #tiporgohome #serverproblems #restaurant #waitressprobs
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How my day at work ended: i knocked over a box of milk lids, instead of picking them up. i just crumpled to the floor hysterically laughing.

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me: have we got jackets? cook: yep m: you sure? c: YES *puts through jacket* c: WE HAVEN'T GOT ANY JACKETS LEFT! are you fucking kidding me?

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*family comes in for meal* *ONE person complains, everyone else eats theirs* *that ONE demands refund for ALL FIVE meals* no, fuck off

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having to explain to customers that our scrambled eggs come in ready made portions is fucking degrading... enjoy your FRESH breakfast.

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*serving soup* C: no I can't eat that M: I'm sorry, what's wrong with it? C: *pointing at it* it's just, No. I won't eat it. Take it back.

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C: you don't do gluen free stuff. Me: you can have a look in our allergen book, we have g/free options there C: No, that's not good enough