Ze/Zim/Zir now that woke is back!

The peanuts.

Such a fair comparison and also…Sunrise on the Reaping is more horrific than Midsommar.

I bet you if Trump met Luigi Mangione in person he would pardon him

Mind you, if Mandami gets this to happen, following a meeting with Trump, it will maybe be the kind of success that makes him president one day.

Hey Rian Johnson for your consideration: Lindsay Lohan for the next Knives Out movie.

paul dano has she/they shooters don’t play

Me seeing the wigs on Stranger Things.

my Spotify Wrapped this year

Have Gunther win the rumble. #SNME

Nobody: Not a single soul: EriKa KirK continuing her mourning grift:

Normal People: “My husband passed. I need to go be with my family during this awful time.” Erika Kirk:

#RHOSLC

Dorinda: “Ron won’t open up to me about his family. He must be a traitor. Also Dorinda: #TheTraitorsUS

WWE is my Drag Race and Drag Race is my WWE

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes

it’s a Saturday night in 1995 after Alex Mack, All That, and Ren & Stimpy, you’re ready for SNICK to end the night with one more laugh but instead, absolute nightmare fuel starts playing on the TV submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story...

These are the only 2 women on the planet who feel threatened by an 11 year old.

Give Jamie Foxx a piano and a mic and gave him do Trick’s entrance at WrestleMania.

Kristi Noem: *oversees illegal disappearance of POC and murder of Americans* Kristi Noem’s Husband: