saluting all the girls that survived a “i like you so much im just not ready for a relationship and i would be an awful partner but i can’t let you go and let’s just be friends but also fall in love and you deserve so much better but i won’t be that”

Mia 🦢 And then they date the next person they meet

i excel in a male-dominated field (using men just for sex and not caring about them as human beings)

Trump always makes Kamala sound so much cooler than she is like I WISH she was a Marxist I WISH she hated Israel

trump: she’s a communist who wants to take everyone’s guns away and if she was elected as president, israel would be gone! kamala: actually ☝️ i own guns AND i’ve always supported israel ☝️

….we literally tried to warn you that this is what happens when abortion access isn’t accessible.

Ppl who think Ppl who think Da Vinki Twins Da Vinki Twins are funny are cringe

fuck TMZ

experiencing one direction in real time actually does make me better than you

Whenever this wretched human opens his mouth about Muslims all I can think about is the 13-year-old Pakistani boy who testified before the Congress in 2013 and said “I no longer love blue skies. I prefer grey skies because drones do not fly when the skies are grey.”

Ben & Jerry’s has sued its parent company Unilever for allegedly silencing its attempts to express support for Palestinian refugees and threatening to dismantle its board and sue its members over the issue. (Reuters)

can some romantic shit happen to me for fucks sake

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health

BRING BACK LONG ESSAYS AT 12AM TELLING A PERSON HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU ON THEIR BIRTHDAYS

Bilawal Bhutto was born solely to drop this banger. "Osama Bin Laden is dead but the butcher of Gujrat lives and he's the Prime Minister of India" his purpose on Earth has been fulfilled.

just saw someone call Priyanka Chopra "Daal Gadot" on this app and my faith in humanity has been restored 😭

Are u not reading what I'm saying its a SNAKE HABITAT TURN AROUND

Thanks for all the memories boys I love you all