Imagine the various Gokus Shakespeare wouldve created if he had access to this kind of tech

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easy to dunk on but i'll do it anyway. CEOs supposedly merit ludicrously high salaries, bonuses, etc. because their galaxy brains are the only things that can steer companies through the complex minefields of business, but when they fuck up, apparently they're Just A Little Guy.

I love working in the civil service where my job is to manage the switch that turns the sun on. I make sure that I only make it sunny on Islamic holidays – Michael Gove is powerless to stop me

Musk also confirmed he has a burner account where he role-played as his toddler son. He called it a “test account.”

“I wish I was old enough to go to nightclubs. They sound so fun,” Musk tweeted on his burner account role-playing as his toddler son.

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NEW: Elon Musk was recently deposed in a lawsuit for falsely accusing a Jewish man of being part of a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk tried to keep his testimony from the public. Here it is. 🧵

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Can't imagine wanting to go to a concert and listen to a cable news guy give a speech as the opener. It's all washed.

Cool feature with the cybertruck is if it breaks down immediately and you post about it you'll get hundreds of weirdos calling you a liar and even blaming you for the car being delivered with a dusty interior by Tesla

What are we doing here folks?

Some of the food pics on swedish Wikipedia are so beautiful I almost start weeping

how had I never heard these places were just powered by a bunch of cheap labor watching you. amazing how much of the tech world is just snake oil at this point.

You have to be really dumb to trust the government. Instead I trust Company, whose stated primary purpose is to maximize profits at any cost, and who gets caught committing fraud every 5 years

'Got too close'

BREAKING NEWS -- REPORT: JOE BIDEN WILL DROP OUT OF PRESIDENTIAL RACE -- BREAKING NEWS

How has the entirety of Israel not scraped together a single decent social media consultant when that's the second most popular job there behind Major General

This anecdote doesn't make sense. Someone was hit by 'something akin to a strong energy beam.' How do they know? Victim was able to identify a Russian spy -- ok, but in what context? Was he there during the incident?

'april fools ' and its just 12 pictures of my cock posted in succession with no further commentary

Just got an ad for money

happy easter

I think if you look at a rainbow and start fantasizing about a muscle daddy in a leather harness, that's a you thing