RIP to Charles Portis, my favorite author of the 20th century. THE DOG OF THE SOUTH is perfect in every way. Pick up any of his novels and be hooked from the first page.

dear MELANIA TRUMP, in these times we the people demand to know: what do mr. Trumps dookie smell like

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Some say i'm the Thom Brady of jacking off

HAPPY U WOKE UP ALIVE MONDAY FUNKATEERS! I just want to come out there & Shake your Hands! Everyday is a bench mark for those that know struggle! ! We got an Opportunity to Blend together.👏👍✊ Bootsy baby!!!🤩🤩🤩

i command you to read my story in @HighShelfPress issue.highshelfpress.com/highshelfxxxvi…

check out my story Capital in @litromag. litromagazine.com/usa/2022/05/ca…

This is our Woodstock #SB50

This is probably trippy as hell with cte #SB50

This is embarrassing, bring back Coldplay

The halftime performance by Coldplay Bruno Mars & BEYONCÉ was on fire!

So true! x.com/realjasonmende…

The Wildcats Finale at Creek and Cave w/Katie Hannigan nick naney Ray Kump Ron Krasnow murphguide.com/event/wildcats…

Hey Sean Murph tonight at Pine Box Rock Shop is Time to Kill Marcia Belsky will be executing Raptorr Broto Brodoroki Jeff Wesselschmidt & More!

IN THE SAUCE tn 9pm Brooklyn Bazaar w/ Kyle Ayers @babysfirstgun Jeff Wesselschmidt Ryan Bennett Aziz Vora Hosted by Joe Rumrill & me! Free!

Stand up @thefootlightbar at 8pm! With Sam Taggart @WillAbeles Katie Boyle Jeff Wesselschmidt @raananhershberg Sara Courtney @Dewey_Lovett

TOMORROW on Dan Joe Charles Show: mark normand @jacquelinenovak Jeff Wesselschmidt Troll Lord Business Boss. 8:30 at the Shanty...FREE

Tonight is MELVIN at Caffeine Underground in #Bushwick @hackcomstock and I host: @Rufatcamp Jane Harrison (Halloween 2020) Jeff Wesselschmidt & Devin Harris

IT’S @KENNYDEFOREST ‘S BIRTHDAY ON MONDAY SO WE ARE CELEBRATING ON SUNDAY NIGHT!! AND BRINGING THE HEAT!! STILL FREE! 9PM!!