I'm still mad they didn't appoint Steve Harvey to be on the Supreme Court smh

My Supreme Court picks would be Steve Harvey, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Judge Lynn from Divorce Court, the lady that directs the lines at Costco and Hubie Brown

You know how there were groups protesting masks during the pandemic? I want to start one of those but for people who are PRO mask. Up in Target like "They're taking away our freedom! The freedom to not have to see everyone's uglass face!"

I can't respect having a star on the Hollywood walk of fame until Val Kilmer's ponytail from Heat gets one 🤷🏾‍♂️

Does life imitate fart or does fart imitate life??? 🤔💨

Remember how homie in 50 Shades of Gray introduced that lady to his "Pleasure Room"? That same vibe but instead of a bunch of freaky sex shit it's just my collection of early 2000s Teen Rom Com DVDs.

Is it that Elden Ring needs an easy mode or that other games need a hard mode? 🤔 (Spider-Man where you can fall to your death if you run out of web fluid and Batman that can get effed up to where he has to call Alfred to pick him up)

I pity any fool that gets the B.A. Baracus strain

Is the term I'll whoop yo ass "on sight" like whenever my eyes see you I'm attacking OR "on site" like regardless of where we are it's going down? 🤔

Mind yo business is the real golden rule

Do they call it FLATulence because it's so FLATtering when a girl you like feels comfortable doing it around you? 🤔

They should combine the taxes for self employed and single and call it the hater tax.

'Father Stu' but instead it's 'Father Stew' and it's a new Hannibal Lecter movie

That old sitcom about the black church 'Amen' but filmed with that documentary style like The Office would be 🔥🔥🔥

My Elden Ring Character can master all kinds of magic but can't MacGyver some kind of beer helmet to drink from the healing flask quicker???

MacGyver wasn't doing shit but nigga rigs. I got uncles that would make him look like a complete noob.

Tennis ball on walkers: The ULTIMATE nigga rig.

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