I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals! IM LIVID.

I will never never never never never never never never teach in a room that has a firearm in it.

by age 30 you should have several henchmen, a sworn enemy, and a narrative foil

Federal student loan debt has weighed heavily on our nation, preventing people from starting a family, buying a home, or starting a small business. Today, President Donald J. Trump announced our Administration will cancel $10,000 in federal student loan debt for millions of Americans.

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?" No sun.

“Watch for deer” = I love you

I teach my students literature like they'll be lib. arts English majors, writing like they'll be lawmakers, history like they'll be the ones making it, and life like they'll not be the only ones living it.

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Kids, college is a choice you shouldn't leave up to your parents or any of us at the school. Every person receiving this forgiveness did not foresee ever needing it.

Hi Shakespeare! :)

Achilles spacing out in his tent while the Greeks are getting massacred outside

Don't understand how people can disrespect Nickelback while listening to KiNGs oF LeOn...

School meals should be free for everybody. Charging children to eat somewhere they are legally required to be for the entire day is exploitative.

How coworkers see me and my computer skills

someone once told me “if you can see a mountain lion, that means it isn’t hunting you.” every day since i have lived in terror

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