thinking again about this photo of the btk killer standing way too close to a tree like a fucking idiot

Is the biggest tech idiot boomer self own BTK catching himself by mailing in the disk?

This has to be craziest shit I’ve seen today

Elon Musk is nothing but hair plugs and broken commitments. He ain't sending you $1,000,000, numbnuts.

Conservatives are convinced Kamala would melt down doing a full Rogan interview, but if there's anyone who knows how to make charming small talk with people who aren't nearly as smart as they think they are for long periods of time, it's the wife of an LA entertainment lawyer.

Asking trick or treaters if they condemn Hamas

I'm eating so much halloween chocolate I'm changing my pronouns to her/she

Your college friend who did every MLM and is now a real estate agent is going to post "no matter who wins Jesus is King" today and then tomorrow say the absolute worst shit about Harris voters lol. Can't wait.

If Trump loses Musk is going to kill himself live on X, the everything platform. Consider this my endorsement of a candidate

You're not gonna die. Because tomorrow you will be alive. And you will make a pledge to get stronger every day. And you will keep that pledge. You will bleed through honor and discipline. And you will become so strong that they may never threaten you. You are going to do this.

millennial men were too busy quoting anchorman and figuring out new, innovative ways to sack tap each other to get radicalized by the far right and I love them for that.

the Kansas City Chiefs didn’t build there undefeated season on good offense or an all time great defense, it’s been built off straight satanism i have never seen anything like this in my life

This is beautiful.

If Netflix broadcasted NFL games…

The act of denying life-saving treatment to someone because of their lack of ability to pay for it is, in fact, murder. You are deliberately killing someone. Denying chemo coverage to a man with treatable cancer and letting it metastasize is an insurance company killing a person.

Alison Do you ever think about how the goatse guy is the most viewed butthole of all time and the gulf between him and #2 is so large that it's just one of the all-time best human performances in any category?

Beloved murderer canceled after old tweets surface

When you can't get them off and your jaw is cramping: