Cooking is the most ridiculous task/expectation in a long term relationship. I want y'all to dream higher about what a couple can really achieve together

Right? I imagine me and my husband doing big things together not arguing over who’s going to cook or wash the dishes 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Mimi nayo hata ukichukua 2 days kunireply bado ntakureply tu immediately maisha yangu si ngumu kama yako!😂

Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions

how it feels to say "idk" to stuff u actually know but explaining takes efforts

I’m jealous of countries that have a competent president.

I'll go a whole week without spending $40 just to spend $1500 randomly in one day.

when someone tries whispering something but I'm low-key deaf

One thing about Excel? It will catch up with you in corporate 🫵🏽😂😂

The second them lips don’t match on Netflix I turn it off so fast 😭

Avocado inaenda ata na biscuits

For some weird and goated reason. I never bump into people I don’t talk to, ever again

when you’ve lost interest in everything

im a little strict and come with structure. i cant tell you what to do but i can tell you what you’re not going to do with me.

me and somebody’s dad at work

Waking up for a shift feels like this

when i tell a story, i include the MISTAKES i made TOO.

Me at the job l begged God for

People who unpack and put their clothes in the drawers at hotels scare me.