Bourdain: Wow. This meat is so tender and juicy. Falls right off the massive bone in the middle Flamedramon: This is what we digimon eat every day Bourdain: God you’re lucky

Sergio Leone: The first shot will be a horseman in the distance. [tearing up a little] And he will be shot in the head so beautifully…. Ennio Morricone: Sergio my friend I love this first shot. It is molto sublime. Perhaps one second later a spring should go “boing” 100 times?

Smoking that shit that made The Beach Boys Love You

🔥✊💦 vs ❤️✊💦

smokin big doinks, 2017

6 months out of the year I do the Travis bickle no more junk food monologue to myself and get in good shape and read every day and cook myself delicious meals. and then the other 6 months I’m basically Nicolas cage from leaving Las Vegas but fatter and dumber.

well you can suck my very small little fucking penis

Courier 6: i can’t wait to deliver this package to new vegas and get my big payday! The dastardly Benny:

When I wake up and look in the mirror, the first thing I think is damn, you based as fuck

I have a dark plan to get my valentine naked today.

Netanyahu has CANCER

Nobody can handle a funny fat guy anymore

not dreaming when you smoke weed is a sign of a weak soul. i smoke hella weed and i dream every night about being attacked by hundreds of snakes.

He's reached the point in his dementia where he has forgotten he's racist

Imagine drunk driving on the Kirkway. Chills

Crazy day today for people who really like to tell you that they know how to emulate video games.