WOah. Just had another Dr. Oz dream. This time he was crying

Surprise! You're gay and trans now.🌈 🏳️‍⚧️❤

hatsune miku for straight people

obsessed with the kids who made the finals of the USA Mullet Championships and their absolutely fucked up names

My older friend was in undergrad on 9/11. And he he got up late & class was cancelled, and he went to check the TV but there was a crowd. So he tried to see a movie but it was cancelled, increasing his irritation. I want to write a show where he just keeps almost discovering 9/11

this whole thread is hysterical because it asks the question ‘how could a bunch of weird sex nerds and creeps make so much money and make so many connections in 2000s San Francisco?’ and at no point feels that it contains its own answer

liz truss presiding over the deaths of the queen, the pound and the conservative party.... the sort of record thousands of would-be revolutionaries spent their entire lives hoping to achieve and got nowhere near, and she pulled it off in a mere 6 weeks. unsurpassable legacy

guy two tables down in this restaurant is crying into his food about Liz Truss

Cruelty Squad Stock Market

Been a month with no D&D lads

6-Year-Old Didn’t Cause Parents’ Divorce But Didn’t Exactly Step Up To Prevent It Either bit.ly/40zogfq

Dwayne Rudolph Goettel. RIP 29 years ago today. August 23rd will always be known to me as "Dwayne day" I miss you. you were the best partner anyone could ever have dreamt of. 📷

Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.

RT if you agree