Today's mood

Drawing a bath and watching prestige tv, we are so back

I am everywhere. I am so julia.

🚨BREAKING 🚨🚨: In recent meeting with House Democrats, Joe Biden reportedly mixed up Daemon, Aemond, Aegon, Aemon, Daeron, Maelor, Baelon, Aerion, Maegon, Gaemon, Vaegon, Aelor, Maegor, Aerys, Aenys, and Aenar

Liza Minnelli has outlived Joe Biden's race for re-election. After weeks of pressure from fellow Democrats, he is stepping down as the party's nominee for President.

Possibly the most historic national ice cream day we've ever had

Imagine meeting the love of your life and finding out they don’t have a favourite Muppet

A Presidential candidate (or any political candidate) is like riding public transit. If my goal is to go from Harlem to the middle of Crown Heights, I’m not going to find a train that goes directly to my destination. I’ll find one that gets close enough. 🧵

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

Kamala Harris saying “Context” is pure fanservice

hearing foreign-language 🚬 cents is beautiful. the music of a people that transcends borders.

apple.news/AM-G5o1PiQua-N… POLITICO oh. f**k. off.

Gotta say, Trump giving people foodborne illness wasn’t the october surprise I put my money on.

I think I’m off for now. The other place’s algorithm is miles above and doesn’t have a chief asshat who puts his thumbs on the scale of my feed.

Having a Garfield Sunday (Griping about the week ahead over a healthy portion of lasagna)