YOUNG NYAD

paul vs feyd with the challengers score

is this something

Excited to announce I’ve been paid $5,000,000 for my new comedy special, “They Won’t Let You Do Comedy Anymore” for a big streamer. It’s shot at an opera house that sits 5,000 cheering fans. My opening bit will be about me being silenced. The rest will be how much I hate my wife

If your grandmother had wheels she would be a bicycle

post the last monarch your ancestors lived under

Victor Emmanuel of Italy and the Tsar

The discourse about this movie reminds me of the time I spent ~20 minutes gaslighting someone into believing that Agent Cooper (Twin Peaks) and Trey MacDougal (Sex and the City) were played by two different actors

I had work in the afternoon, so I saw “All Of Us Strangers” first thing in the morning. Only four people appear, but it was a good movie. I felt like I couldn't bring myself back to the real world for a while after. I somehow managed to make it to the office while listening to…

me when i wear sunglasses now: this is so tashi duncan coded

George: we were y'know knee deep in the passenger seat

Jerry: knee deep?

George: yes, KNEE DEEP! and then she says it's casual?

Jerry: no!

Elaine: I'm sorry, whose knees were in the passenger seat?

Kramer: I am H O T T O G O

#CHALLENGERS do y'all like a fleetwood mac edit

What if instead of giving people money we gave people something that is much less convenient for no reason

this is crazy 😭

[sending emails] this is just like tennis

Peasants in medieval England

Omg she was o_O in real life

My family adopted a cat today. I think he's really cute