Nerdanel "..." Internally swoons but cackles also because such smol innocent bean is so smol. such innocent. wants to corrupt the shit outta her. feels like a bastard at the same time. also wants to protect smol innocent bean.

//Y’all.. This is the most hilarious, straight up crack-tabulous RP I’ve ever seen since an Ori RPed holding a sexy knitting class..

Strongly regrets ever having woken up.

"Oh good void." She huffed, the blinked, realising just how much Melkor and Sauron were rubbing off on her.

Bristles... eyes growing wide as her tan cheeks turn a brilliant shade of ruby. "Good. I shall tell your future WIFE that."

Rolls her eyes.

“Yes, well you’ll have to do so without this.” Snatching up her hammer she ticked it into the loop of the leather belt about her waist.

Incredulous, she raised her brows. “Oh, -your- hammer, huh?” What. A. Punk.

A bit taken back by that she paused a moment. Shaking her head as it to mentally reprimanded herself she folds her arms. “That doesn’t make -my- hammer yours.” She muttered.

Oohh, sweet mama Danel and the exceedingly charming, but angry hammer thief guy are back! *Squeals*

Her expression caught between mistrust and guilt. A very absurd mix for her. Whether to believe him and trust him or believe what she always told herself. That he was a peacock passing the time when he had nothing better to do. “You’ve kept my hammer a long time...”

At the wink her lips tightened to a thin line, the blush running across her cheeks deepening until her freckles disappeared. “Do you torment everyone so? Or am I just -special-?”

When he leaned in to sustain eye contact she wanted to lean back away from him but couldn’t bring herself to do so. “You... you’ve been talking to Melkor haven’t you? He seems to like strange, our if place things as well...”

Again her cheeks betrayed her and this time she even felt it begin to warm the tips of her ears. Now she was wishing she’d left her hair down today. “I know my countinence is not fair, as does everyone else. How can you not see that?”

“You’ve been into Melkor’s wine I think.”

“Everyone.” She said flatly loving to walk around him and continue on her way. “You might want to give Melkors Wine a rest. I affects you too much.” She said over her shoulder.

“Dare I even ask about -what-?”

“OH REALLY?” Hands on her hips she huffs and then marches over to 𝐊 𝐈́ 𝐋 𝐈 and taps his shoulder while giving the stink eye to @ThatElvishSass. “Pick me up sir. I think Bitchy Tauriel is on to something when it comes to DWARVES.”

Sits in the giant dwarfs arm like a Queen, one fist propped up at her hip while she fist bumped the other red headed elf, Bitchy Tauriel with the opposite arm. All while giving @ThatElvishSass the smug stink eye.

|| help! Someone send help! This is too perfect!!!!!