Bitchy Tauriel (@bitchytauriel) 's Twitter Profile
Bitchy Tauriel

@bitchytauriel

{RP CRACK acct.} Raised in Thrandy’s place as Leggy’s toy, so yeah, I bitch. I have dwarves now too?! Do I look like Snow White?! @KinkyKili ‘s my punching bag.

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calendar_today30-01-2018 07:03:36

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..And Valar forbid anyone stand in the way of an oversized dwarf at dinner time.. There could be catastrophic atrocities.. Property loss. Loss of limbs Loss of lives.

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Snapping her head to the side, she huffed, “Um.. Yes. Yes, that’s precisely what I’m saying. There /are/ things that need ‘doing,’ like our marriage, or ME for that matter..”

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“I was TRYING to save your damn life.. But /fine/.. Next time you shove something down your throat, I’ll just LET you choke.. “ “...Dude probably digs on gagging anyway.. “ *Shudders* “Ewwwwww!”

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Wait.. I thought you were hoping to get ‘stabbed’ by Loki.. Ohh! Wait.. Was that just a metaphor for.. ..Never mind.. Hehe... Thrandy wants to get stabbed by Loki’s meat knife..

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Suuuuuuuuurrrrreeeee you do, your majesty.. ...Denial... ...It’s obviously not just a river in Egypt.. *Coughs* “He’s-a-bottom” *Cough, cough*

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Wondered what happened to the big fella.. *Like a pupper* “Hey, big guy! How ya been! How’s it going?! How’s my favorite dark entity?!”

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“Well, they do say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.. “ Grinning up at the towering figure she snickered.. “Though, I have to admit, they do pale in comparison to, shall we say.. Your.. Unique.. Personality.. Still, it must be difficult to live in your shadow.”

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“Oh I wouldn’t say that..” She offered in retort.. “There was that drunken fiasco with my look alike elleth, and the plucky angry smith, in which I still question the whereabouts of my memory and left boot..” A smirk thinned her lips. “It was a bit of fun though..”

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//Just a quick note from the writer.. I apologize for my lack of muse on SL’s but those who know me, know what’s been going on in my life.. (Sue, I owe you a long letter..) however, just wanted to drop in and tell y’all I still think of all y’all as friends and I’ll be back asap.

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Just popping in to see what’s up.. Been gone for a while, and I have to say it’s pretty great.. That ‘real life’ thing can be pretty sobering but honestly I wouldn’t change it. So, in conclusion.. Yep. Y’all are all still too young to know better and too old to care..🤣