#ooc: bbl! FOOD TIME

#ooc: my body. its trying to kill me.

#ooc: RTing this here because this is the main reason I haven't been active. Sorry, RP fam! lol we just got my moms surgery taken care of and she was flew in back to the island last night. Now I gotta get dental surgery ASAP before shit gets real.

He is awake. Not that he wants to be. #DadProblems

"The scribes body is trying to kill her." Nose wrinkles. "Does this happen to #Tauriel as well?"

Where is my to-be wife?

-prowls about for Bitchy Tauriel-

#ooc: *signs on to do replies. Gets distracted with next commission instead

-is in the same boat as the missus and pulls her back into bed with him-

Pops one eye open, giving her a mockingly disapproving look. "Are there things that need doing?"

#ooc - I have been doing non-stop commissions holy SHET

Oh, he hasn't been O B V I O U S . The Dragon Slayer is merely O B S E R V A N T .

"I say thee nay..." Murmurs he, his bombastic baritone betraying his disdain. "Tis harder to fell a M O U N T A I N than a t r e e ."

||: Describe your muse: Me: He's old. He's cantankerous. He's pissed af. He's the dad friend. All he wants is to drink and kill everything at the moment.

—; Oғ ʜɪs ʜᴀɪʀ, ᴛʜᴇ sᴄᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ ᴘɪɴᴇ ᴀɴᴅ sᴍᴏᴋᴇ, Aɴᴅ ʜɪs sᴋɪɴ﹐ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀsᴛᴇ ᴏғ ᴄʜᴀʀʀᴇᴅ sᴀʟᴛ, Oғ ʜɪs ᴇʏᴇs, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɢʟᴇᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴡɪɴᴛᴇʀ’s ᴅᴀʀᴋ Aɴᴅ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ʜɪs ᴛᴏɴɢᴜᴇ, ᴛʜᴇ sᴡᴏʀᴅ.

“𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢, 𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎...” #𝙰𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜𝙴𝚗𝚍𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎 #𝙰𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚃𝚑𝚎𝙵𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚗