Me mentally preparing to start a very easy task

if i don't orgasm, i make a sad trombone sound at the end of sex. to encourage him to try harder next time.

Ask a rival dad if he likes his vehicle, then tell him you’re considering getting one for your daughter when she turns 16. Absolutely brutal.

Honk

I can’t be friends with people over 40 who use the same slang as their teenage children. That shit is so sus.

Some cracking dog names at Crufts this year

In case you missed it, the timelapse video of the Chicago River being dyed green for St. Patrick's Day [📹 Peter Tsai/Chicago Tribune: buff.ly/3mSjBWY] x.com/blabla112345/s…

The replies

if i'm "mama" and you "just killed a man" i'm sorry but i'm not letting you finish your song we've got a body to hide, son

at my age not even the shower wants to see me naked

Depressed Californian Moves Up to Seattle for More Sun: bit.ly/3LJYz7A

Some quantum physics [full story: buff.ly/3i1moe1]

What’s the opposite of a stork?

indict

My partner prefers Queen's Hot Space album to their A Night at The Opera album. I don't know how to tell her that I have now lost all respect for her other opinions.

Artist Rich McCor travels the world and remodels its iconic famous architecture landmarks using paper cutouts. He combines forced perspective photography with his paper art skills to produce some extraordinary images of these landmarks [read more: buff.ly/2wSqMBG]

The best job in the world 😍

Volcanoes blow smoke rings and they do it rarely, because they require such precise conditions to form. This is one produced by Mount Etna on May 2nd, 2022 [read more: buff.ly/3F89TVC] [source, EtnaGuide: buff.ly/3vDmYmC]

SPD Flooded with Bereavement Requests Following Trump Indictment: bit.ly/3zvtqgv

We are playing on Nov 23rd! At 100 W. Roy St, Seattle. It's a Clean Air Event, KN95 masks are required. Also: Ménage à Trio and KPH & The Canary Collective! Tickets here: cleanaireventspresents.ticketspice.com/canary Please spread the word! Tell your friends, and post about it! See you there!