Me reading twitter in the morning like it's a newspaper

Xander has light-tower power.

September will be your month of blessings, “finally”, & everything falling in place. claim it right now 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿!

Weather: *cools down just a bit* Me: ✨🍂👻🎃💀🌙🔪👻🌙🎃🔪✨👻🌙💀🔪🌙🎃👻✨👻🌙🔪✨👻💀🎃🌙🔪🍂💀🍂🎃🌙👻🍂✨💀👻🌙🎃🔪✨💀👻🎃🔪🍂🌙✨

mentally i’m here

Ofc you miss her she wasn’t the problem

ready for flannels, fall picnics, sunflower fields, pumpkin patches, and cozy fall nights with hot coffee and baking cookies

TIE GAME.

Sign Xander Bogaerts to a 70-year deal

XANDER EVENS IT IN THE 9TH.

how old were you when the guitar hero crowd booed at you for trying your best

I just want my big girl degree, working a big girl job, get paid big girl money, living in a big girl house 🥺

Red Sox are in first place in attendance this season. That’s huge.

Thanks for tweeting with us all season! RT now for a chance to win this Xander-signed jersey! #WorldGratitudeDay x Workhuman

Dear creepү noises, it's funnү how үou go awaү when mү parents are back. Sincerelү, home alone.

Percy Harvin was a problem 🔥🔥