Today is National Space Day.

Costco used to do this to people who come in without memberships.

All Spirit Airlines Planes at 3:01 am:

robert pattinson vs robert pattinson vs robert pattinson is gonna go crazy

boomers are like hey honey wanna go out to a restaurant and cough a lot.

Aziz Ansari just appeared as Kash Patel on SNL, and they went innnnn on him "I'm a trailblazer. I'm the first Indian person to suck at their job. Everyone says Indian people are smart, hardworking, incredibly intelligent. I prove without a shadow of a doubt that we can be just

lebron will retire at 65 like everybody else

there is no headline in 2026 that can surprise me anymore

Aziz Ansari played Kash Patel on ‘Saturday Night Live’

Honestly the role Aziz Ansari was born to play he just needed to wait a little bit

Dune: Part Two has joined the Letterboxd Four Million Watched Club 🪱

I wish more Chinese generals made delicious chicken and rice dishes

why do baby clothes have pockets when they have no money or goals

literally risked being black-balled to try and protect his younger cast members from a predator btw. may he always be blessed and protected.

somebody said mordecai & rigby would’ve loved 67 & their so right 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i’m scared of hannamontana virus

This is the wildest stat I’ve seen in a long time. Man, how.

It’s literally God’s oldest rule not to do this.

So if they're using Aliens to distract us from the Epstein Files, is this technically Alien vs. Predator? 🤔 

Cheesecake Factory is architecturally Naboo, I hope that clears things up