, tTotally loving #therapgameuk these are some wildly talented wordsmiths. Proud y'all.

#Brexitcast Christ, I'd Rodger Emily! Sorry, is this supposed to be about politics.

#brexitcast you can't, and won't do enough. .. That's the saddest thing. I've needed to support your likes for so so long....youre just doomed by wankers in both popular media and elsewhere.

Recent advances in quantum theory suggest it's possible that Air Supply could, in fact, make love out of nothing at all

Sexy ladies should always wear pretty panties.....why would you wrap a diamond in news paper!

Relationship status: Just had a 5 minute fantasy about chainsawing the Valentine's day display at walmart

I wanna die, there's no fucking point!

It's like grandpa used to say, "just because a goat and a pig can't make babies, doesn't mean you shouldn't force them to try."

After watching the biathlon, it occurs to me that figure skating would be a lot more entertaining if it also included firearms.

When I said go shoot yourself I didn't mean take a selfie.

"@liam_craggs: Does anyone else? pic.x.com/mO7JLjNMmj" yes, yes indeed I do.

"Buttercup: Is ducking even a word?" yes, it's pre - emptive fucking.

You're loving life? Please keep it to yourself.

You can always have a threesome when you got double vision.

Bitch, if we were the last two people on earth I'd ask for a recount.

Fat Tuesday is just like any other Tuesday except for the high blood pressure & sweat stains.

A kaleidoscope party dress: thecut.io/1q6yiP2 #WishList

If I ever have sex I hope it's with a woman, or a robot that looks like a woman

My Bacteria, called Sangahyan, just wiped out the world in 623 days! (Plague Inc.) s.ndemiccreations.com/plague/i/27a81…