Kimberly Gargoyle Picked The Wrong Day To Announce Her New Dog Book

The announcement came a few days after South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem bragged that she shot a 14-month-old wirehaired pointer for being a bad hunting dog.

Ahahaha! 😆

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TRUTH.

Yes, my mother was a nun; she was also a nurse who saw what hospitals were like before roe v wade.

She also, unlike MAGA, actually read the Bible; and knew that criminalizing abortion has nothing to do w/the teachings of Jesus.

If trump supporters would read the Jesus parts…

BREAKING: Hunter Biden drops a bomb on Fox News and threatens to sue them for violating 'revenge porn' laws by gleefully disseminating naked photographs of him and spreading false bribery allegations to 'paint him in a false light.'

And it gets even better...

Hunter's lawyers…

We have also learned that Hunter Biden was 'set up' by Bill Barr at Trump's request.

For the record, it’s possible to rape your wife.

If she says “no,” and you proceed, you’re raping her. Stop. Immediately,

BREAKING: Corey Lewandowski mugshot released… he is currently threatening to SUE anyone who retweets it! DO NOT SHARE

And by 'spoil,'... she means,... 'shoot in the face.'

The happy couple, still honeymooning!

TRUTH OF THE DAY

My favorite thing today was Speaker Pelosi telling Katy Tur what we've ALL wanted to tell her for the past few years, that she's a trump apologist hack and she should stop pretending and do it full time.

I'm paraphrasing, but that was the gist of it.

“Pro-life”

HOLY SHIT: The Miami Grand Prix is determined to put the brakes on a planned fundraiser for Donald Trump during Sunday's race.

Grand Prix-Formul 1 organizers sent a cease and desist letter to Steven Witkoff, a GOP fundraiser, warning him that Trump cannot attend the race to…

Corporate income tax rate before the Trump tax cuts: 35%

After the Trump tax cuts: 21%

What many corporations actually paid with loopholes: 14%

What Netflix, Bank of America, and Nike paid: Less than 5%

What Trump’s planning for a second term? Even more corporate tax cuts.

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#Consequences #Jan6 thInsurrection
MATTHEW RYAN MATULICH ⤵️, 34, of Buras, Louisiana, was ARRESTED on felony and misdemeanor charges related to his actions at the Capitol on #Jan6
MORE INFO: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…
FBI tip line: 1-800-225-5324

This bipartisan 966-page Senate report goes where Mueller feared to tread and unearths a gold mine of compelling evidence that the Trump campaign colluded with Russia’s government to win the American presidency illegally.

And they’re still at it.

axios.com/senate-intelli…

Donald Trump never attended the White House Correspondents Dinner as President.

He never attended the Kennedy Center Honors.

And he decidedly didn’t attend his successor’s Inauguration.

Yet he can be found daily in a Manhattan courthouse.

He wasn’t fit to lead then. Or now.

Nazism is on the rise in America because of Donald Trump and his cult of MAGA dipshits.

BREAKING: In new court documents, it was revealed that a former Trump official informed investigators that Trump did not formally order the declassification of classified documents while in office.
The documents are part of special counsel Jack Smith's response to a motion by…

FACT