No one works faster than a sorority groupme in a crisis

Kobe talking about Gianna, wow.

If this isn’t the coolest marked calf you’ve seen 🌓🌓🌓

this week has been so terrible it’s almost funny: 1.) missed an exam 2.) missed reopened exam 3.) car got towed 4.) paid 120 to get car back 5.) got pulled over almost immediately after pulling out of car towing parking lot 6.) cried to a cop 7.) GOT LAUGHED @ BY COP 🥲

my body: i need WATER PLEASE me: oh u want iced coffee ok

preferred form of eating pizza

driving separately from your s/o on the interstate is a dangerous game when you both have the mindset of a seasoned nascar driver

I have class w a girl who works at my apt building, me thinking she’s gonna ask a question, leans in and whispers pay your rent bitch, and I -

WE GET TO SEE MORE OF THIS KING NEXT SEASON #thebachelor #thebachelorfinale

BREAKING: 28 year old Brian Kohberger has been taken into custody in Monroe County, PA, in connection to the murders of 4 Idaho college students.

Breaking News: A Maryland appeals court on Tuesday reinstated the murder conviction of Adnan Syed, the “Serial” podcast subject, and ordered a new hearing. He was freed last year after serving 23 years in prison. nyti.ms/3G10WiC

I have spaceships

🏟| Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis has received the giant friendship bracelet from the Superdome in New Orleans and decorated their stadium with it 🫶

(If people don’t buy resale tickets for thousands of dollars, the scalpers will be forced to bring down their prices)

SURPRISE!!!! We are doing a giveaway for a pair of tickets for the show in Toronto TOMORROW 11/22! Like, Repost, & a friend & let us know if you’ve never been to The Eras Tour! ✨