they would actually have to physically drag me out of the zoo at closing

fuck

Mentally sick physically thicc

she’s a 10 but she doesn’t talk when she’s upset

Was I apart of a pyramid scheme every time my middle school volleyball team had the fundraisers for how many cookies you could sell from whatever company to win a prize

Halloween ain’t even scary no more.. y’all hoes made it lingerie day

my sister got married yesterday and the groom started his vows with "kate, you are a bully" and proceeded to give like 50 examples of how she's bullied him in the last 10 years, and then he said "but you are MY bully, and I love you for it" and I started bawling. love is real

Decided to make my drive and the truckers drive maybe a bit more fun, determined to get every truck driver to honk for me on I-70, they started anticipating my arrival and I feel like I may have been topic of convo on the radio

as sza says

Don't waste your time on revenge. Those who hurt you will eventually face their own karma.

I need to you only save money live once ( •_•) (•_• ) ( ง )ง ୧( ୧ ) /︶\ /︶\

You get to fall on your face, your back, your knees, and your pride

Even when I think I’m up I’m down

Daily Loud Him before his shift 🤨

I dated someone younger than me once and now I eat frozen uncrustables

VGA, otherwise known as the vickerman gymnastics academy

Boomer math is thinking your lungs will heal from cigs but not vapes

The absurd number of sunglasses I’ve lost could accessorize Texas if all found