I wanna go to bed but I think I just started another gif conversation with a mastergifer

Felt cute, thought of you. Took video, watched it and realized I didn’t look cute. Sent it to you anyway.

Calling all men ✨babygirl✨ moving forward. I will be taking no questions at this time ✲ﾟƬʜᵃℕҡ ყօϋ

Do yall ever feel like people have misconceptions of you?

For me…All. The. Time. So I’ve developed a natural habit of over explaining and needlessly apologizing for doing…nothing

Yall??

If this doesn’t put it in perspective for you, nothing will.

The thing about this whole “Man or Bear” question is how many men won’t listen to women’s comments, refuse to take them seriously, invalidate their thoughts, feelings and experiences, lecturing them instesd, demonstrating why so many women would rather be in a forest with a bear.

There’s a bear loose in LA right now and all I can think is “Hey homie you are the subject of many a fragile man’s social media lately. Job well done.”

Here's why I choose the bear. I've spent lots of time in the woods, and bear regularly cross through my property. Their behavior is predictable. I know how to handle that situation with a 99% certainty that what I do to steer clear of them will work. Bear aren't cuddly and ...

These are a few of my favourite things:
5. Trees.
4. Swimming.
3. Pizza
2. All animals. All of them.
1. Clean sheet night.

In that order.

These are a few of my favorite things:

5. Hazelnut chocolate
4. Being under water
3. Wildlife
2. People watching
1. Being positively surprised

Bonus: feeling understood

What’s the app we post on when we want to say something too risqué even for Twitter?

Men(tm) aren’t doing well right now! 😂

Have you tried ordering a pizza to fix it?

What’s the opposite of masturbating? Wrong & right answers accepted, I really wanna know.

What are you doing? Please say it’s masturbating. Is it masturbating? It’s masturbating isn’t it?

Misogynists have been crying over the 'bear vs man' scenario as the vast majority of women have not only stated they'd choose the bear, but exactly WHY they'd choose the bear.

Misogynists are the reason women choose the bear, & them whining, crying, and becoming aggressive &…

Hey dudes.....women would, and justifiably so, rather be alone in the woods with a bear, a BEAR, than with one of us.

Do we get it yet? We are the problem.

Robert McCarthy #CureCysticFibrosis At the very least, if we're assaulted by a bear, people believe us.

All bridges should be named Jeff.

I'm going to fart in a jar and mail it out to my 8,000th follower. (And anyone else who wants a fart lmk)