I think my 2 y/o son is going to be a divorce lawyer when he grows up. “Just 1 mo’” is his favourite negotiation line.

This halftime show was made in a lab for elder millennials and I love it

If you knew all the words to that halftime show performance, it’s probably time to start getting ready for bed.

Canadian Real Estate Market in a GIF

I don’t know if millennials are living through more historic events than other generations but we are the first generation to be inundated with every single detail of every single historic event on a daily basis.

Why are we stopping at daylight savings?! Ban 6am. Make it always Friday. Go nuts.

sometimes when ur hands get wet ur like how the hell am i gonna get out of this one

Can't believe how expensive being alive is?

i just need people to understand that before cell phones we had to call landlines and your friend's parents would answer and YOU HAD TO TALK TO THEIR PARENTS until your friend came to the phone

What's the parenting fantasy you abandoned most swiftly and completely? Mine is definitely "My kids will eat whatever we're eating!"

This June is not juning like other Junes juned. ⛈

We need the old sun back this new one taking his job too serious

People who forget to eat are amazing to me. I miss one meal and I’m burning bridges with immediate family members. I miss two that’s organ failure, total body and mind shutdown by the end of one calendar day

Seeing my friends happy and successful >>>

You have 24 hours in a day to make your dreams come true. If you fail, you have another 24 hours tomorrow to try again. Let’s go 💪🏾

if you leave the room i’m in. i will always follow you to the next one. whatever this adventure is. you don’t have to do it alone