My three dream roles are The Noid, Count Chocula and Mac Tonight. Two to go.

unbelievably good youtube.com/watch?v=xrTm_6…

we are finally gonna see the ninja turtles dicks

it would be so legendary if they did this for the funeral procession

my son watched the joker trailer on the ipad please help

Hi. We’re so proud to announce our new record 𝓑𝓪𝓭 𝓙𝓪𝔃𝔃, releasing 06/28 via Smartpunk Records.

Vinyl & merch bundles available for preorder now. You can also stream two (2) brand new singles right now everywhere. We really think this album rocks.

linktr.ee/virginityisrad

Hey there’s a hot new song by a hot new band that maybe isn’t actually a band but MAYBE it is

DOUBLE VAN GOGH

doublevangogh.bandcamp.com/track/titanic-…

mel gibson losing it at the eclipse

Who cares what I think but I fucking loved I SAW THE TV GLOW. 👍🏻👍🏻 Jane Schoenbrun

New song out right now via Lauren Records. It’s a true story.

Many more songs coming soon.

lauren-records.ffm.to/two-magnets

These jokes rock. Seth Meyers is a coward. youtu.be/SSjpf86x9YM?si…

there is a band called Wild Pink that is just so fuckin good

nah write an adult one about the dogs!!

if you fuck up the mayor this hard you should just get to be the mayor instead

me (2017 - present)

this Skip Intro button on X-Men 97 can fuck right off