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I do feel for my friends because I have this deep, primal need to be dramatic so I could text “I am so fucking upset right now” and it could be very serious or it could be about the texture of chickpea pasta

goldfish is such a god tier snack its like kibble for girls

i love getting obsessed with one snack, eating it every day for 3 months, and then forgetting it ever existed

the older i get, the more i realize i’m morphing into nick miller

Third and 6 from the 43, Lion pass knocked down by Kobi Gorman. Fourth down

yeah we’re a couple. a couple of silly gooses

I hate when my friends shake me upside down by my ankles and my jelly beans fall out my pockets

whoever came up wit righty tighty lefty loosy is so real. like omg so true

Me: wonders why my tummy hurts all the time Also me: eats boxed mac & cheese and frozen chicky nugs every day

Kobi Gorman is ATHENS bound 😼 Kobi Gorman | #OUohyeah

JENNA MARBLES AND JULIEN SOLOMITA GOT MARRIED EVERYBODY GET OUT OF YOUR SEATS

some hoodies don't hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie

me and all the tiktok girlies who love joe burrow on our way to protect him since his offensive line can’t

instead of meal prepping on sundays, have u considered taking an impromptu and cost ineffective trip to the grocery store every single day of the week?

valentine’s charcuterie magnet hand-sculpted by yours truly 🥺

Sometimes you gotta cut loose and have a ginger ale even though you’re not on a plane

Just had blueberries and a kombucha. If you're an oxidant you're fucked buddy.