This world needs a little less Cardi B and a little more George Strait

At the end of the day, it’s all about the person you’re willing to let have the “bag fries” from McDonalds. That’s true love.

Chris Matthews thought Jamie Harrison was hanging out w/ his opponent Lindsey Graham at a Trump rally. It was Tim Scott

Bill Maher last August: “I’ve been hoping for a recession – people hate me for it – but it would get rid of Trump.” Josh Barro: “Recessions are really bad. People lose their jobs and homes and we shouldn’t wish for it.” Maher: “I know. It’s worth it.”

If the socialists want to take all the wealth from the billionaires, why not just give them a chance to fund stuff? Like the $8 bil Warren wants for Coranavirus funding. Ask bezos. Call it the Amazon Virus Fund. Both sides win. Win win. No confiscation of wealth.

Fuchser

Remember in little league when, no matter the result, we had to walk on the field and slap the opposing team’s hand and say “good game”? Half were happy, half were sad, then everyone got to eat pizza afterwards. I think we should all eat pizza tonight.

.Donald J. Trump Since you're giving pardons to people, please consider pardoning those who, at great personal sacrifice, exposed the deception and criminality of those in the deep state.

That’s right, I prefer it when they sit across the restaurant and scream at each other.

Tucker Carlson Tucker, seek help.

What will be the title of Tucker Carlson’s first monologue after Jesus returns and transforms the earth into a communist paradise:

Sage advice, as per usual.

Icon. RIP Queen 🕊. #BettyWhite

Here's to you, 2021, on behalf of the entire world. #RIP #BettyWhite

Fuck you, 2021 #BettyWhite

Ryan Reynolds I say she’s 100. She had 24 Leap Years, that’s an extra 24 days getting her past 1/17. This is the exception all of mankind needs right now

Can this please be like that scene in The Proposal where she faked it to get to the airport for Ryan Reynolds’ sake?

Not calling them Planhausens was an opportunity missed. #wwe #danhausen