Tonight, I introduced my wife to the origins of Cornholio and his endless quest for a satisfactory amount of TP.

Thanks, Saturday Night Live - SNL, for bridging the pop culture gap.

A *very* warm welcome to the new Freson Bros. location in McQueen/Glenora. The parking lot is overflowing like one of their take-home meal boxes. #yeg #yeg cc

I'm just going to post this meme in lieu of all future political stories to cut down on the word count. #yeg #yyc #ableg

Should Alberta expand liquor sales to grocery and convenience stores? #yeg #yyc #ableg

4-litre discount vodka, no. 7-11 vodka purchase, yes?

Alberta looks into selling liquor in grocery, convenience stores #yeg #yyc #ableg

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Who do you think bears the brunt of the burden for Edmonton's budget woes?

We'll have Councilor Tim Cartmell on 630CHED at 12:17 to chat about how we can rein in that 8.7% tax increase recommendation. #yeg #yeg cc #ableg

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That's about nine things more than anyone needs to remember about O.J. Simpson

And here's Alberta Municipalities president Tyler Gandam on the Provincial Priorities Act, political parties in municipalities and why he thinks the recall legislation is being used as weapon instead of a legitimate democratic tool. #yeg #yyc #ableg

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The only difference between my utility bill and my mortgage is the name of the company that's laughing at me.

Dollar for dollar, Zach Hyman is somehow a better value than that 4-litre bottle of vodka.

I refuse to believe in a timeline where this man turns 70 next year.

What do you think about Alberta making sure the middle man isn't cut out on funding deals?

Alberta considers banning deals between municipalities and Ottawa without provincial approval #yeg #yyc #ableg

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I'm just back from Vegas. Where, uh ... I ate this because Americans are weird.

Thankfully, I survived (and it was pretty tasty.)

But would you dare eat a burger medium rare? #yeg #yyc

Alberta: We've got the energy!*

(*On Mondays, Wednesdays, and weekends, times of day will vary, please check your local grid alert)

This morning at 6:49am AESO issued a grid alert. This alert remains in place and Albertans are asked to conserve energy where possible. Here are some tips to conserve power at home at aeso.ca

This is the second grid alert issued in recent days, and while…