Scum, subhuman scum

Today is reminding me of my favourite sentence in a textbook, which comes so abruptly at the end of this paragraph:

#CancelTheCurfew

If this is the kit, I’ll be supporting Wrexham AFC

One is a picture of my dad in the 70s the other is Sacha Baron Cohen as Borat. I love to dig this out anytime #Borat is in the media #VERYNICE

Bow down to this genius thesun.co.uk/news/uknews/13…

The best part is undoubtedly Elliot’s reaction when they tell people to order off menu 😂😂😂

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Just posted a photo @ London, United Kingdom instagram.com/p/CKMXDLWFfN5/…

Birdcage to heaven!

Hun. I'm worried that they'll never find *YOUR* body.

Word of the day has to be apricity: the warmth of the sun on a winter’s day - and perhaps, by extension, a glimpse of sunshine after a long, hard chill.

Probably the most watched thing in my house as well, add in some Simpsons and Catfish and that’s tv viewing complete between 4–8

The Wigmore Summer Terrace and Garden opening 12.04.21. It’s happening, we’re opening our Summer Terrace and Garden in just under three weeks. Think HENDRICK'S GIN G&Ts, cold beers on tap, XXL cheese toasties and a brand-new buttered lobster roll. Book now: bit.ly/39MWrqD

First pints up and away 🍻

Just a note on ‘it’s coming home’ it’s not arrogant. No English person believes it. It’s just all we’ve got. That song and losing at penalties.

The official position now, basically, is "disaster awaits unless people drastically limit their social contact, but we are not willing to provide the necessary support to the economic sectors which depend on social contact. Best of luck, happy Christmas!"

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Big announcement today! See the video for details before reading replies, so you get it straight from the source. Livestream at 1:30 on my YouTube to discuss. I rarely ask this, but please share this tweet to increase visibility. youtu.be/6a-k6eaT-jQ