tell your mans to step up 🩷🗣️

I can’t believe ppl my age are on their 2nd kid already like I still have to remind myself to eat

dont take me out to seafood for a first date cause this how i eat it

fuck the streets i wanna be in love man

me when marvin’s room comes on

me after work

Some of y’all parents should’ve taught y’all accountability because now y’all are grown adults who play victim and cry wolf.

I love hearing “fuuuuuccccckkkkk” like yea baby this that BOOM SHAKALAKA!

he hasn’t asked me to be his valentine 💔💔💔

when that direct deposit hits

my generation didn’t have chrisean and blueface. we had them.

What the hell is wrong with her? 🤣 x.com/XGavinMcInnes/…

my mom: ur friends cant force u to drink my friends:

me: i’m really scared for my future also me:

me after 6 tequila shots

dude look at Jason he is fucking OBLITERATED

"Are you sure you don’t mind if we cancel?" Me:

The Mexican urge to enchilarme every time I eat

“fuck this job” *goes to work*