@nonideefixe Well said young license payer. Get a haircut hippy.

Congratulations BBC News (UK) one tweet on #PatrickRock's paltry sentence should sate the public appetite. No need for further investigation.

Huzzah well said Agent @dhothersall the electorate will have forgotten your jest about spending Tory money during #indyref LOL as you put it

Then Bravo @dhothersall the electorate have short memories, no doubt joining with Tories will but be a distant memory in a decade or so.

Bravo The Scotsman are the four bracketed asterisks a substitution for a swear word?

Well said Agent John McTernan there's never a right time to be 'clever' as you've proven countless times. Bravo.

Were you anticipating a different response Agent @Herald_Editor?

That's the spirit Agent John McTernan Let those socialists who deny your magnificence leave the Labour party. You have no need for them.

Bravo Agent R @RuthDavidsonMSP perhaps a nod & a wink to the volunteers at StateTV who are keeping our airwaves clear of #toryelectionfraud?

Well said Agent John McTernan Labour have obliterated the working classes and turned them into the non working classes. Bravo to you Sir.

Sovereignty, Agent Robertson Gary Robertson is an obsession that fades at roughly the same rate as Tesco's own brand denim. University of Aberdeen

We at State Broadcasting (Northern Branch) look forward to welcoming you M'Lord Andrew Dunlop on your inaugural visit. David Mundell MP

Super interpretation Agent The Andrew Marr Show This will show the separatist hordes that they should think twice before peddling their facts on BBC.

Plebeian's we hope you're enjoying our diet of Sport, sport, sport, weather and baking programme trailers. Rejoice nothing else is happening

Don't pay any heed to the funding pleas from these communists, they'll soon be captured & returned to their cages. x.com/nonideefixe/st…

Enjoy your run @JamesKellyLab feel free to mutter sectarian chants under your gasping breath. Keep an eye out for Nationalist provocateurs.

Quite right Citizen alexmassie One a private media company, the other a state broadcaster. Smite those idiot separatists like a champion!

Rejoice, rejoice, rejoice comrades BBC Radio 4 Today for nothing else matters. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD...

@debmobile We are delighted than Ms's Mel and Kim will be staying with us and presenting a new slate of shows starting with News at Ten.

@DeanACavanagh He is a dangerous radicalist, Citizen Cavanagh, he dreams in Russian. Don't forget you can pay your TV license online.