I'm too bisexual and attractive to be this depressed.

I showed you my heals, pls respond

Fucking christ I am dead ))

This just in: I fucking love Horoscope.

All this repeatedly having your heart ripped out and stomped on is making me sleepy.

"What would it take to get a hug? A hand held, maybe...?"

The gender of the day is a distant stardust.

How did I go from this bratty child to... /me/..?

This was literally my reaction when I found not one, but two Emets in my leveling roulette. youtube.com/watch?v=f-MJD9…